Wondering who to follow on Twitter this weekend?
A cheerful heart is a good medicine, so in the midst of grave political analysis and sobering discussions on the way forward for Nigeria, take a break to laugh, or at least chuckle. For tweets ranging from droll to rib-cracking, the following accounts are recommended:
@Sir_Scribbles
Bio: 4 Geeks in 1, 3 versions of weird, 5 types of Funny and 7 kinds of awesome.
Obodo Oyibo ·
royalscribblesdeux.blogspot.com
Tweets We Love
- When BBM finally makes its way to Android, I’ll be able to finally use my BlackBerry the way it was truly meant to be used….as a coaster
- Boy: “you have good genes in your family”. Girl: “yes oh. I only wear Levi”……….
- Watched an old Tontoh Dikeh movie today. Good to see her career’s going in the same direction as her complexion.
- Jim Iyke over Frank Artus any day. I’d swap Frank’s k-leg accent and overacting for Jim Bond’s hyped acting and backyard kung fu any day.
- If you can’t lose weight in this weather then forget it oh. Even my sweat is sweating.
@Sirkastiq
Bio: Dangote Truck Driver.
Lagos today, London tomorrow ·
tscng.wordpress.com
Tweets We Love
- Every time my brother gets on TV, I get the “so what are you doing with your life” questions, as if this Twitter career is easy.
- You know you’re broke real bad when your bank don’t send you bank statements cos you can’t afford the SMS alert fee.
- Listen, God don’t always show up at the 11th hour. Sometimes, He lets the Lazarus die and decay and then like a boss…
- While crossing the road, I saw this car that seemed very familiar, was trying to remember where I’d seen it…then it hit me.
- Every day I struggle to overcome this razz spirit that has (all of a sudden) come over me. Every day, I fail 🙁
@Punthief
Bio: I’m a lawyer….. Wait, wait.. Where you going? Wai…… (._.) Was it something I said? ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯
On d shoulders of Atlas ·
punthiefications.wordpress.com
Tweets We Love
- “Sit on my laps”- Philanthropic Pastor laps stranded young girl in public transport #NTAReports”
- “Daddy where are you going to?” “I’m coming” “Just tell me, where are you going to?” “I say I’m co.. *sigh* Go and wear your slippers”.
- Computer village that you’ll buy Z10 and see fufu inside the box when you get home. Chris Angel sef no get that kain magic.
- Mahn, this akara touched every nook and cranny of my well being.
- The last time this lady made efo for me I named all the tiles in my toilet.
@NickFish3r
Bio: Patient Jonathan, Coded Purzin.
Shamballa ·
slevincalevra.wordpress.com
Tweets We Love
- You know the amala is original when you feel that solitary bead of sweat rolling down your nose bridge cuh.
- Inner beauty radiates to outer beauty. If you have pimples, sorry.” – George Clooney
- Hehehe. The accountant is still in the office. Closing late are we? FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I BETTER SEE THAT SALARY
- Story telling is not for everyone. Remember back in primary/secondary school when not everyone could gist film? Yeah.
- “I dey Kampe!” – A documentary explaining the sit tight mentality of African leaders. Tonight at 11. #NTAReports
@Cumical
Bio: All I got is a phone full of bi…
Tweets We Love
- I think one of the most annoying experiences I ever had was watching someone eat ponmo with fork and knife. Have some respect.
- Since I started working out seriously, I’ve been noticing changes in my body. For example, sometimes I want to get out of bed & I can’t.
- Ironic when you audit an Oil & Gas firm & the office assistant you’re sending to photocopy documents for you can pay your salary from his pocket.
- If you’re a bride, make sure none of your bridesmaids has a cold on that day. Otherwise your really long gown may just become a handkerchief.
- How do Mayowas feel knowing the short form of their name is a food item a short french man invented?
@weird_oo
Bio: Reader. Writer. Artist. Succubus. Fire’s Rain. Curious Cat. Otaku. Anti-Reality.
Impel Down, Level 7 ·
phantompages.wordpress.com
Tweets We Love
- Twerk Miley Twerk. Aunty was dancing like an insect that inhaled Baygon.
- Bev did not have sex with Angelo. She was only preaching the gospel via body-to-body Infra-red transfer.
- That moment when you are 40 years old and your father tells your lover he can always pay with an IOU.
- You know, I’d be disappointed if this headache doesn’t blow my head open. After all this gragra.
- 10mins wedding. Do you? I do. Do you? I do. You’re married. Osheeey! Snap photo two minutes. Okada straight to hotel.
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This article was first published on 31st August 2013
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Comments (68)
Lame. No blackhermt no cuntsaur no sorrel no Mustapha (whatever he is now) abeg die
tbh is no longer funny, then Mustapha ke? Show me one funny tweet from dt imbecile.
Eche? Dephrank? Snikoggs? Mhagayr? Deola? Who makes these lists?
dephrank is a noisemaker wv a baby face abeg.
Mhagayr? Bitch please
Mhagayr couldn’t make a funny joke if his ugly ass depended on it
no eche, sorrell, jamal, kpone, deola, ellareckless. Smh, dirty list
LMAO..crappy list.who the fuck is weirdoo
I’m just tired.
Iz dt weird o & nick fisher not lwkmdites?
Can’t really say. But from the look of things, you are. Maybe even worse
Big lesbian, itz your fada dats worse. u idiot
Not too late to make your own lists.
dz lst is dead sha. look at the tweets dt u say ez funny. are dez tweets of 2009? dz yr, we av beta twitters, eche, pbg & tbh (gays), cumial (evn tho ders proof he stealsn tweets), that foul mouth unjamal too smtyms, short kapone. u nw put punthief oni lwkmd boss & nickgisher the lwtmb chairman. Aponschi
yo S., ur an faget. i cri evritein yuo tyep
You might want to try writing in a language other than retardese,it’s not universal.
What is lwkmd or lwtmb? It’s stupid people like you who divide twitter with your useless standards. Make your own list if you’re not satisfied. These people are funny. End of
LOL “Goddess”
This list is unfair. So 2010, talk about tweets this yr plz.
Sorrel is top. He is a role model.
And to add, Sorrell is not funnny, he’ll slander & tweet a picture of his son immediately after slandering to look innocent. He wwill be sobbing & be writing Joe Budden lyrics and be forming tough, I’ve dated a guy like him. That msutapha is a dullard, tweet quotes, slander & delete like his mother will read his TL before he sleeps. That unjamal kid is a spoilt brat, I know him, small money enter their family, now he is forming elite. Then punthief is not to be on dat list, agbaya dat has a law degree & stil senseless. Eche is damn funny, nigga can get it anyday but he’s d kinda fuckboy dt will tweet bout it.
Shut up, nobody asked you.
Sir/Ma…please what is your handle?
But my people where is the pussy?
I guess you need a blog to qualify, seen.
Somebody needs to define funny for the list maker. You missed all the funny people by a long shot.
Nah, PBG is not funny at all, he doesn’t steal tweets but remixes funny tweets, expert. Sorrell is irresponsible. Lol & kapone will just come to twitter & be tweeting fam, bruuuh, soooon, yooo, word!!, preach to sorrell, eche etc tweets. Idk y y’all hate dat Jamal boy, i bet its cumical groupies. eris is one ugly hoe dt will be yabbing behind an vatar dat is finer than her.. Smh
But oga, how did we get to Eris? Are trying to say she should have been on the list, because you’re right. She should have.
But oga, how did we get to Eris? Are you trying to say she should have been on the list because you’re right. She should have.
I dunno where you guyz got this list from …..
how did Sorell, Echecrates and Manmustwack miss out on this…..
dose guyz can make a dead man crack up….
especially Eche, he can pass for a stand up comedian
LOL. TheBlackHermit isn’t being mentioned here, why? You’re conveniently claiming to be part of TBH twitter and your leader is not ‘funny’? You people disgust me. All of you are LWKMD tweeters.
Eche is a GOD. Sorrell is a fuckboy. Punthief is too lwkmd, TBH is average don’t still understand how he got so many ffs, Cumical is funny too but he let me down when i saw that he steals tweets, Jamal is the biggest instigator, he’s fearless but a major fuckboy azzin, big one, bastard child. Weirdo is a bitch, Eris is just a meaner version of fnatabender. Fantabender, well, old gist but he’s a guy with a future, a ballet dancer.
Snikoggs?
Iamsupervillian is the greatesssttt! Number 1 funniest! He can get it anytiiiime! Well,if his height permits it. Sorrell,Eche-funny only during slander. They bore me with the relationship tweets all day long. Deola,Tolz,Nam nam,Ik3nna should be on that list
Bitch please, Ik3nna’s a wannabe and that’s all he’s ever gonna be. A fucking social climber sucking the hairy asses of fuckboys on his TL. Bloody faggot. Ik3nna, amma fuck you in the mouth, while you on your knees.
Do i smell mustapha???
Wait o. So TBH is a guy? :s
LMAO…
Pls Mustapha just thinks that because his father is MKO he can be doing insult and DM anyhow…Little boy that is always tweeting how he is rich is not funny! In fact the only funny thing is how his popsy died from drinking TEA!! And Echecrates is not funny he looks too dirty… And Sorrell is only funny cuz he’s broke
Wow. Bottling up all that bitterness must really hurt
Why is everyone hating mustapha tho? I like him
shut your dick sucking mouth up, bitch. mustapha is that bitch nigga. nigga’s got a dick the size of my small toe, so watchu like about that?
Hian. See this mumu one o! Go and give your son breast to suck abeg
No anon account should be here, they all steal tweets. All of them. All these anons are bastards. They are idiots, imbeciles & mad people. They will not make heaven & they won’t make it on earth too.
Wow you sound really angry tho. Point to where they hurt you
Sir_Scribbles is the only actually funny person I recognize- he doesn’t resort to bullying, meanness or “slander” to get laughs or RTs. Maybe Sirkastiq too. Cumical= Meh. The rest, I dunno.
Meanwhile, dear twitter people, I don’t get the hype. Echecrates is not funny, he tweets the same old shit (nigga REALLY needs to get over his ex), his slander is dry and his “memes” are more misses than hits. Same goes for Sorrell… Same recycled shit, same unfunny jokes, and to top it off, he’s a simp nigga. We’re tired of your soft shit, fake ass sensitivity/depth/insight in the name of Joe Budden. LOL. Joe Budden tho.
Again. I dont get the hype.
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LOL. Mustapha is MKO’s son? He tweeted that again? LMAO. Fucking lie. Rabiu is a fucking liar, if he’s truly MKO’s son, let him tweet 3 of his recent pictures & I’ll come out with the truth on twitter.
Y’alls know y’alls dads now? Jesus Christ on a Unicycle……………..
LMFAO @ Jesus on a unicycle
LMAO..please drop your handles
Pweedysexybubblegumpweencestoofweshandflyomohtohbadtgahn. Or is that not “deep” enough for you guys
Sorrell, when you gonna cum in me though.. Even a lil bit?
LMAO
Your pussy too wide bitch, you won’t even notice.
Country people. See how you all put pressure on yourselves. Take a look at other country’s twitter. They live in peace.
BTW Eris and fantabender to me are the only ones derserving to be in this tbh twitter that has been created.
Cumical shouldn’t be there, I respected him till I found out he steals tweets, not just that he dated that Peju girl, that’s relegating your status bro.
Heard she’s a fucking bi-sexual and cumical’s fucking wasn’t good enough for her. So she dumped his limp dick cos she prefers women. cumical, i bleed for your self-esteem.
Y’all just need some pussy
Lmao! PUNTHIEF??? TF? Punthief is a dry old mutherfucking soul making dead jokes about the tiles in his father’s house. Tscheeew
Y’all calling sorrel must be extremely retarded. If he can make you laugh you can laugh at anything then, with his send-me-nudes-will-never-tell kpomo head. Trying so fucking hard to be relevant. Foh! You and Eche really do need to get over your exes, get a room and suck each other’s dicks. your simping tweets disgust me. Funny indeed.
Y’all making these motherfuckers relevant need to get slapped with a brick. Get a job dammit, get a girlfriend or a boyfriend (whichever way you roll no judgement *ahem*cumical)
Shiiiii…….
Sirkastiq is one sure funny guy.i love to chillin his TL as he’s the best out there(Kevin don’t let your head swell)
Iamsupervillian(Nnamdi)you like to feel like what you’re not and Ihate you with passion.I understand you’re a midget and an ugly one hehe good for you..you gon learn what life is all about when I get you
Cuntosaur(otas)you are a hoe a rotten one beyond redemption..dieeeeeeeee
Ik3nna(you like a horse)and you’re gay too a pathetic social climber that will continue licking super villains ass and some of those other gays in your clique
Tbh you try so hard to sound foreign go to white twitter already you too should die
Yesvs you’re a nice guy and I really like to meet you
Fantabender it is true that you have a future as a ballet dancer and also as a housewife.you are queer I’ve seen you on a gay website called manjam remember??
Eche,sorrell I don’t know you but fuck you
Sir scribbles chop knuckle coz ya good
Erisean I don’t know you but as your bio says you are a hoe everyday
Unjamal I don’t have much to say to you but that your big head sha
The rest of you are cool and I love you
Xoxo
Freak
Ik3nna looks like a horse a hungry one wannabe like you Ill fuck that your ass and rip it apart faggit
Sirkastiq I like to chill on your timeline.
Kapone looks like he eats male ass.
Ha how can I forget that Benin witch called izien with eyes like a pussycat.another faggit there,wannabe and goat.
You people are the ones giving yourselves unnecessary headache. Theres too much hate here for just a social network. Tbh twitter Lwkmd twitter… who cares? How do y’all live with so much bitterness in you?
What’s tbh twitter??
LMAOOOOOOOOO Hey guys guys let’s all chill and drop your handles.
I’m just glad that idiot sir Henry isn’t here. Nigga’s just a hypocrite with his self-proclaimed wisdom and weak ass insults. Wouldnt know “funny” if it smacked him in his Ugly-ass balotelli-looking face