What Do You Think of This Job Interview?

Company Owner: So tell me about yourself. Job Seeker: Well, I am 70 and 2 years old.   Company Owner: What else? Job Seeker: I hate corruption.   Company Owner:  That’s good, we all do. What else? Job Seeker:  I was once president.   Company Owner: Great, what did you achieve? Job Seeker:  I locked rich people up. I locked corrupt people up. I locked journalists up. I locked students up. I locked a lot of people up without legal procedure.   Company Owner:  Can we see your educational qualifications? Job Seeker:  I left it with my last employer and they said they can’t find it.   Company Owner:  Sorry, what do you mean? Job Seeker: Well, all my certificates are with them but they said they can’t find it. But it not a big deal because I have been president before.   Company Owner:  What is your vision for this company? Job Seeker:  To fight corruption.   Company Owner:  This is not what we are looking for in a candidate. We want someone that will move the company forward. Why should I hire you? Job Seeker:  Because the guy doing the job now is corrupt. I want to change the company. I want to lock up corrupt people.   Company Owner:  After that? Job Seeker: I have not thought about that. Hire me first.    

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This article was first published on 7th February 2015

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