Archives Tag: Monday laughs
Monday Laughs: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movies
April 19, 2022
So, in this movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G). Patience Ozokwo acts as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo’s plan is to poison Ramsey Noah. After putting the poison into a glass of juice, she keeps it in the fridge. Nigerian lady still watching (Notice her face) Nigerian lady: Chei, dis woman … Continue reading Monday Laughs: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movies
By adaarinze
Monday Laughs: How to make Your Advert Fail
April 19, 2022
You know those cheap advert spaces that require 25 words or less? Well the numbers might be few, but the hassle of sending a clear message with such few words makes one appreciate those who used telegrams. These are real advertisements that have appeared in newspapers: Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of … Continue reading Monday Laughs: How to make Your Advert Fail
Monday Laughs
April 19, 2022
Bessie Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell … Continue reading Monday Laughs
Monday Laughs!
April 19, 2022
Mondays are usually dour work days, and we know. This is our little way of putting a smile on your face. If you’re happy, you’d work better; if everyone worked better, we would eventually have a better Nigeria. If you’re caught by your boss watching this, you could use that as an excuse, yeah? Enjoy!
By adaarinze
Monday Laughs: Upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0
April 19, 2022
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization … Continue reading Monday Laughs: Upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0
Monday Laughs: The Divorce Letter
April 19, 2022
FIRST LETTER: My Dear husband: I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today … Continue reading Monday Laughs: The Divorce Letter
Monday Laughs: Church Of Tech!
April 19, 2022
PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1Cor. 13:13. MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13 – “Now these three things abide….” PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please? MEMBER: Err – Samsung Galaxy tablet, Pastor. PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive. … Continue reading Monday Laughs: Church Of Tech!
Monday Laugh: Grass Eater!
April 19, 2022
A Man was in his car when he saw a guy eating grass. He told his driver to stop, which he did. He got out and asked the guy: “Why are you eating grass?”
The guy replied: “I’m so poor, I can”t afford food to eat.”
Monday Laughs: Testimony Time!
April 19, 2022
Hmmm! It’s not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I’m in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I’ve not fried before. So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, … Continue reading Monday Laughs: Testimony Time!
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