A Man was in his car when he saw a guy eating grass. He told his driver to stop, which he did. He got out and asked the guy: “Why are you eating grass?”
The guy replied: “I’m so poor, I can”t afford food to eat.”
The Man said: “Ok, come with me to my house.”
While they were in the car heading to the man’s house.
The guy said: “Thank you sir for taking me to your house, that’s kind of you.”
The Man replied: “Don’t worry, you are going to love it there, the
grass is a football field.”