I had a conversation with a few male friends last week and somehow the conversation drifted to “the funniest and most ridiculous ways to break up with a ‘troublesome’ girlfriend.”
Here are some of the rib cracking breakup lines I heard:
1. “16 missed calls?! You killed my battery! You are not considerate, so it’s over!!!”
2. “How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. It’s over!”
3. “You understand Yoruba too much. I don’t like that. It’s over!”
4. “So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it? Better go and find him because it’s over between us.”
5. “Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It’s over!”
What are the most ridiculous breakup lines you have heard? Please share them in the comment section, let’s laugh together!
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