To re-package oneself isn’t a crime. If you don’t like your job, changing the name can give you a better perspective. People have built empires from starting small. Kindly note the new titles for the following jobs:
BARBER: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
BUS CONDUCTOR: Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
COOK: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO)
DRIVER: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
EMPLOYEE Without PORTFOLIO: Administration Manager (AM)
GARBAGE COLLECTOR: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
GARDENER: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
HOUSEMAID: House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
RECEPTIONIST: Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
MAID: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
MECHANIC: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
MESSENGER: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
TAILOR: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)TEA BOY: Refreshment Specialist (RS)
TEA BOY: Refreshment Specialist (RS)
TEMPORARY TEACHER: Associate Tutor (AT)
TYPIST: Printed Document Handler (PDH)
UNEMPLOYED: Town Surveyor (TS)
WATCHMAN: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
WINDOW CLEANER: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
