Archives Tag: Jokes
BBM Funnies: What Every Office in Naija Needs
April 19, 2022
Welcome to the end of another week. We hope you had a productive week? Here are some of our favourite funny DPs of the week to help you relax and laugh with family and friends this weekend: 1. Office needs Imagine all offices in Nigeria have this, what do you think?  2. Credit alert … Continue reading BBM Funnies: What Every Office in Naija Needs
By guestwriter
Blackberry Funnies
April 19, 2022
It’s Friday and we at Connect Nigeria believe a week of hard work should be rewarded with laughter! We are happy that Nigerians are busy obtaining voters cards and preparing to vote for the up coming elections. It is imperative during this period that first of all we vote, and most importantly we vote for … Continue reading Blackberry Funnies
By elizabeth
The Funny Side of Valentine
April 19, 2022
There are many reasons to laugh this season of love. Finding a hard time doing that? Connect Nigeria’ s top 10 jokes for Valentine will get your rib cracking. Enjoy! 1. Definition of Valentine’s Day: Happy unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day! 2. Question: What is the difference between a … Continue reading The Funny Side of Valentine
By mary-odunuga
Monday Laughs: Upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0
April 19, 2022
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization … Continue reading Monday Laughs: Upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0
Monday Laughs: The Divorce Letter
April 19, 2022
FIRST LETTER: My Dear husband: I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today … Continue reading Monday Laughs: The Divorce Letter
Monday Laugh: Grass Eater!
April 19, 2022
A Man was in his car when he saw a guy eating grass. He told his driver to stop, which he did. He got out and asked the guy: “Why are you eating grass?”
The guy replied: “I’m so poor, I can”t afford food to eat.”
