Archives Tag: funny
BBM Funnies: Rewaya is Ear!
April 19, 2022
Here are a few amusing display pics to end the week nicely with: English Lesson Gone Wrong My fellow writers and those who are sound in English, please answer this question! I Reject It There’s power in the fingers… Say Cheese! This is what happens when you as a maga guy … Continue reading BBM Funnies: Rewaya is Ear!
By guestwriter
Monday Laughs: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movies
April 19, 2022
So, in this movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G). Patience Ozokwo acts as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo’s plan is to poison Ramsey Noah. After putting the poison into a glass of juice, she keeps it in the fridge. Nigerian lady still watching (Notice her face) Nigerian lady: Chei, dis woman … Continue reading Monday Laughs: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movies
By adaarinze
Monday Laughs!
April 19, 2022
Mondays are usually dour work days, and we know. This is our little way of putting a smile on your face. If you’re happy, you’d work better; if everyone worked better, we would eventually have a better Nigeria. If you’re caught by your boss watching this, you could use that as an excuse, yeah? Enjoy!
By adaarinze
Picture of The Week: September and October Themes
April 19, 2022
It’s September and, the picture of the week contest will be more exciting for the ConnectNigeria.com community and new members. Every week in September and October, interesting pictures will be uploaded, viewed and voted for. The theme for pictures in September is Funny and the theme for pictures in October is Patriotic. So in September, … Continue reading Picture of The Week: September and October Themes
Monday Laugh: Sleepover!
April 19, 2022
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl’s mother said: “Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon.” After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to … Continue reading Monday Laugh: Sleepover!
Monday Laugh: Grass Eater!
April 19, 2022
A Man was in his car when he saw a guy eating grass. He told his driver to stop, which he did. He got out and asked the guy: “Why are you eating grass?”
The guy replied: “I’m so poor, I can”t afford food to eat.”
Monday Laugh: The Other Woman
April 19, 2022
One day, a woman asked her son to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner.After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female voice was what he heard everytime he called and the lady would not let him speak to his dad. By the time the man got home that evening, his wife was fuming seriously.
Monday Laugh: The Smart Contractor!
April 19, 2022
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living.
Psalm 23 According to Farouk Lawan
April 19, 2022
Normally, we don’t do this. But this is too funny.
This was sent to us, and we thought we should share. ENJOY!
Psalm 23 According to Farouk Lawan
By emeka
Chef Tablet: The cooking iPad!
April 19, 2022
The ipad does too many things, but did you know it can cook? When they said that ipad makes your life easier with all the apps available, this man took the cooking app to another dimension Watch the video. Click Here
Monday Laugh!
April 19, 2022
I know Mondays are not your best work days, so we bring you a little something to make your day enjoyable An angry wife 2 her husband on phone: Wife: Hello, where the heck are you? Husband: Honey, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in … Continue reading Monday Laugh!
