Monday Laugh: Grass Eater!

Staff Writer

12 years ago

A Man was in his car when he saw a guy eating grass. He told his driver to stop, which he did. He got out and asked the guy: “Why are you eating grass?” The guy replied: “I’m so poor, I can”t afford food to eat.” The Man said: “Ok, come with me to my house.”

While they were in the car heading to the man’s house.

The guy said: “Thank you sir for taking me to your house, that’s kind of you.”

The Man replied: “Don’t worry, you are going to love it there, the grass is a football field.”