Monday Laughs: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movies

So, in this movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G). Patience Ozokwo acts as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo’s plan is to poison Ramsey Noah. After putting the poison into a glass of juice, she keeps it in the fridge. Nigerian lady still watching (Notice her face) Nigerian lady: Chei, dis woman is a very wicked woman o. In the movie: Suddenly, Ramsey comes back from work. Nigerian lady (still watching): Ramsey abeg no go kitchen. In the movie: Ramsey enters the kitchen. Nigerian lady (still watching): Chei! Ramsey abeg no go near fridge o. In the movie: Ramsey Noah goes straight to the fridge. Nigerian lady (still watching. By now, if she’s with you, you will get a scary grip on your arm or lap, whichever is closer to grab): Ramsey abeg no carry juice, just carry water drink. Den go sleep. In the movie: Ramsey Noah carries the juice. As he was about to drink, the glass falls down to the ground and breaks. Nigerian lady (excited and screaming): THANK YOU JESUS!