Monday Laughs: How Nigerian Ladies React To Nollywood Movies
Ada Arinze
So, in this movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G).
Patience Ozokwo acts as a wicked woman.
Patience Ozokwo’s plan is to poison Ramsey Noah.
After putting the poison into a glass of juice, she keeps it in the fridge.
Nigerian lady still watching (Notice her face)
Nigerian lady: Chei, dis woman is a very wicked woman o.
In the movie: Suddenly, Ramsey comes back from work.
Nigerian lady (still watching): Ramsey abeg no go kitchen.
In the movie: Ramsey enters the kitchen.
Nigerian lady (still watching): Chei! Ramsey abeg no go near fridge o.
In the movie: Ramsey Noah goes straight to the fridge.
Nigerian lady (still watching. By now, if she’s with you, you will get a scary grip on your arm or lap, whichever is closer to grab): Ramsey abeg no carry juice, just carry water drink. Den go sleep.
In the movie: Ramsey Noah carries the juice. As he was about to drink, the glass falls down to the ground and breaks.
Nigerian lady (excited and screaming): THANK YOU JESUS!