Monday Laughs: Church Of Tech!

PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1Cor. 13:13. MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13 – “Now these three things abide….” PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please? MEMBER: Err – Samsung Galaxy tablet, Pastor. PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive. Yes, my dear sister Agatha please. [Sis Agatha reads]… [After sermon] PASTOR: Brethren, it’s time for our tithes and offerings. SENIOR USHER: Brethren, we shall be having two queues. Join the Adoration queue, led by Sis Ebele, if you wish to use the POS. Or the Anointing queue, ably led Bro Emma, if you need to use the ATM. Blessed are those who wish to make online transfers, for they shall remain seated and use their devices. PASTOR: Let us pray, committing this week into God’s hands. Open your WhatsApp and chat with your God. Come on brethren. Chat in the name of Jesus…! [Announcement] SECRETARY: This week’s cell meetings shall hold on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don’t miss out. Thursday’s bible teaching will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please remain signed in You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers. [Closing] PASTOR: Brethren, let us offer one another a sign of peace lets exchange our BB pins.