Funnies: Nigeria to Replace UK in EU, and other Brexit Jokes

I’m not sure who the author of this “Nigeria to Replace UK” is, but I found it on Ideology’s Nairaland wall. Well, while the Brexit has come with mixed reactions, some folks have built a good sense of humour around it. NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE. The Nigerian Government has decided to join the EU based on the number of Nigerian citizens in the UK. The President has ordered the brightest scientists to increase efforts to finish the teleportation bridge that connects Lagos to London. Similar efforts are underway to connect: Abiriba to Aberdeen Enugu to Edinburgh Port Harcourt to Portsmouth Ibadan to Ipswich Kaduna to Kettering Okepopo to Okehampton Lekki to Lewisham Ebute Metta to Ebbsfleet Egbeda to Elephant & Castle Iponri to Peckham Mushin To Brikstin Ekiti to Essex Gbagada to Gibraltar Ikorodu to Cambridge Warri to Watford Benin to Birmingham Maiduguri to Manchester. Sambisa to Sandhurst Sokoto to Southampton. Ketu to Kent Surulere to Surrey Borno to Bournemouth LONG LIVE NIGERIA ! Reporting live from Olumo Rock Villa